Thoughts on the Captain

Perhaps college is the reason that hard alcohol tastes so bad. Since alcohol is very much a treat for those who are underage, there is a lack of variety and severe lack of quality, along with an almost (and sometimes) nonexistent number of mixers to make it better. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum is gross, that's all I have to say. Straight, it's horrible. It's not strong enough to be just harsh, but actually has flavor too, yuck. Shooting $12/handle vodka is bearable, but this Rum is nasty. People suggested mixing it with Sprite and that it would taste like cream soda. Yeah, expired cream soda. Another person who had "been drinking this stuff for five years, it's my favorite," said that Dr. Pepper and Capt. Spiced are "made for eachother." That guy is so wrong. I will never go near Captain Morgan's Spiced again.

I have never drank alcohol and have to say this. ;-)

Why Deep Thoughts?

For clarification reasons, I'll have to explain why I named my blog "Deep Thoughts." I could just pan it off by saying that I am a deep thinker--I'm a philosophy major for Christ's sake!--but it would only be fair to let those who are in the dark understand the inside joke. My friend Paul and I share a love for the book of the same name. The book is really small and has only one quote per page. The quotes are funny, but I can't quite define what type of humor it uses. Anyway, the author's a genius and there are a couple books in the series. I highly recommend checking them out.

"In weight lifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you." -Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts"